The Federal Republic of Malon Kuncer is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 869 million Malon Kuncerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Malon Kuncerian economy, worth 38.3 trillion Malons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,124 Malons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and the Federal Council of Malon Kuncer has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malon Kuncer's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Malon Kuncer is ranked 183,340^th in the world and 184^th in Declansburg for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.55 kickbacks per hour.